Those other toons don't work hard enough

I'm Cornellian, and before you call me a bitch just keep in mind that I'm her favorite. Those others- they don't put in half the work I do. They don't even put in a quarter of the work I do. Did they spend over a year going into that hellhole of a troll city called Zul'Gurub, searching high and low for the elusive Zulian Tiger? No. They didn't. Did they spend every spare moment wandering around that frozen wasteland that is Northend, searching for schools of fish, attempting to catch the rare giant sea turtle? Didn't think so. Psh. They're amateurs. I mean, not to brag, but I managed to tame a freaking VIOLET PROTO-DRAKE. Shouldn't that mean something?

Well, you probably didn't come here to hear me complain about how I don't get any appreciation these days, but I suppose I should introduce myself more fully. As I said before, I'm Cornellian. I'm a mage, and I suppose I might be a little paranoid that you'd think I'm a bitch because people think I'm so icy. Just because I have a natural talent for the sub-zero side of the magic arts does NOT mean that I'm cold! In fact I'm very passionate about my art and my achievements. You'd probably say I have a bit of a type A personality, but it's not that bad really. I don't overdo it. I have goals, and I achieve them, but I don't overexert myself just for the sake of showing off. And I only go for what I really want. And that's what I'm going to write about: getting what you want from Azeroth. I swear I'm not trying to show off. I don't accomplish these goals for you. I accomplish them for me.